Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice), James Taylor (voice), Sean Hannity (voice), Joe Biden (voice), Michael McDonald (voice), Joey Lawrence (voice), Elf (voice), Danny McBride (voice), John Mayer (voice), Red Redding (voice), Tommy Lee Jones (voice), John Davidson (voice), Aaron Sorkin (voice), (voice), Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice), Don Imus (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice), Red Cloak (voice), Garrison Keillor (voice), Samuel Alito (voice), Kevin Costner (voice), Drew Carey (voice), Kevin James (voice), Tom Brady (voice), Steven Tyler (voice)

Robert Stack (voice), Security Guard (voice), Wayne Gretzky (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice), Man at Bar (voice), Paul Rudd (voice), Jaramillo Henchman (voice), Junior (voice), Jerry Seinfeld (voice), (voice), Elijah Wood(voice)

Geoff Peterson (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Narrator

Narrator (voice)

Tyler

Condom

Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)

Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird (voice)

Construction Foreman / Additional Voices (voice)

Spider Lieutenant / Store Employee (voice)

Morgan Freeman (Voice)

The Feds

JFK Clones / Additional Voices (voice), Additional Voices (voice), Squoo / Al Gore (voice), Politician (voice), Jeff Bezos / MI6 Agent (voice), Rafe Master / Steve (voice), Ken Burns / JFK / Jimmy Fallon (voice), The Pope (voice), Tobey Maguire / Bradley Cooper (voice), Gil (voice), Matt / Canadian Scarface (voice)

Morgan Freemond (voice)

Technician (Voice)

Grumpy (voice)

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)